forecast: 100%
chance of gay
Greetings foolish mortal. You have stumbled into your worst nightmare mwahaha. Once upon a time I was a regular human girl named “Zoe” but then one day I found a magical amulet that transformed me into Saphron, the Queen of Time. Now I occupy this HAUNTED WEB PAGE that exists between realms, where I wait to torment frickin losers like you :)))
anyway, that’s all I have at the moment. I am a sleepy sleepy sleepy
2024.07.30.20.45 Eastern Standard Time
Today I did a lot of work at ACME JobCo Incorporated, demi-independent subsidary of the Shinra Electric Power Company. It was horrible but at least Overlord supplied us with an Unforgettable Pizza Luncheon. jk we haven’t even had one of those in weeks :((
Anyway ciao ~